You release the clips on your garish orange safety belts (they were only really needed for the first few minutes of interstellar flight anyway), and stand upright, nearly hitting your head on the midnight blue AluSteel ceiling. They didn't design these crafts with customer satisfaction in mind. The boxy, cramped environments were designed to fit as many people in as possible, with the seating in an 8 by 8 design with two narrow aisles 2 seats in from either side to allow easier access. Of course, this means a hurdle of a row of 4 seats in the middle of the craft, effectively dividing the already small space into two distinct sections.

You chose to sit at the front right of the craft. The only other two passengers onboard are on the left. Sigh.

There's a relatively attractive human female flight attendant with a vapid smile standing at the front of the cabin, so if you think she looks like a good conversational partner, turn to page 14.

At the front left, sat over nearly two seats, is an overweight human female wearing a salmon ten gallon hat. If you'd like to engage her in conversation, turn to page 43.

Or, in the back left corner, shrouded in shadows is what looks to be a human male with a black baseball cap and shades on. To get his attention, turn to page 50.

If all of this just seems like a bad idea, and you'd rather just sit back down and whistle until the shuttle docks, turn to page 13.