"Hey, listen, I notice you're a 'droid," you begin, thinking that's probably something nobody has ever said before, if only because of how awkward it actually sounded once you'd said it. "But can you and me chat?"

The robotic assistant smiles at you passively, then says "Good morning/afternoon/evening/undefined, passenger. We are nearing the end of our journey, and *gzzzt* it would be best to please return to your seat. If you need assistance with this interstellar flight, please *gzzzt* clearly state the nature of assistance required."

Well, you could just ignore her and go and sit down. If so, turn to page 13.

Or, you could tell her you just wanted to talk. Turn to page 8.

If your intentions on her were more than platonic, and you'd like to ask her out on a date, turn to page 57.